Welcome to 9 Weird Wild Vegetarian Pizzas. Here cheeses and vegetables will be the star of our stage. But we won’t stop there, Papa Za has a few tricks up his sleeve and is sure he will surprise. Did you know that eggplants have nicotine in them, certainly the greenest option to quit smoking. Could you imagine sticking eggplant slices all over your body like nicotine patches! I think we got a winner, and good for the environment too.
From broccoli to fried mushrooms all the way to cheese, cheese and more cheese. We will be breaking out some interesting and delicious vegetarian pizzas. We can’t give all our secrets away just yet, so stay tuned for a cheesy experience with 9 Weird Wild Vegetarian Pizzas!
9. Hummus Pizza
This Hummus Pizza starts out with a freshly made hummus base, topped with mozzarella cheese, sliced black olives and halved grape tomatoes. The hummus among us worked better than expected. And if you are a fan of hummus this pizza is one you’ll wanna try. This may just be the beginning of a beautiful thing, how many other hummus pizzas can we come up with?
8. Alphagetti Pizza
We made another big leap in history today and Weird Wild Pizza is happy to announce that this is our 420 subscribers special! What comes to mind when we think 420. Well when it comes to food we think tasty and ready to go, so Alphagetti pizza recipe? And whats more ready to go then a can of the classic Aplhagettis.
Fun with food, why not… sounds about right. You can spell out your name, or if you are unable to spell, you can just enjoy the nostalgic taste of canned comfort and a feeling of goodness that is unexplainable. Maybe the answer is in the letters? Time to start reading between the lines but most importantly, its time to grab a slice of the Alphagetti za!
7. Broccoli and Cheddar Pizza
It’s so simple it’s stupid. Stupid good! This broccoli and cheddar pizza recipe stays simple but it takes us to taste town. Not only does this pizza check all the boxes for a vegetarian, but it also checks all the flavor boxes too. The Broccoli and Cheddar Pizza could be better than the original, it even comes with a built-in delivery system.
This crowd pleaser doesn’t need to get all dressed up to have a good time, and neither will you, just grab a slice of this and call it a night because this will beat any lineup that your about to get into. So get into a comfy pair of anything without a belt and get ready to enjoy a classic with this home run.
6. 7-Layer Dip Pizza
Just when you thought there was only one way to eat a 7-layer dip, the crazy people at Weird Wild Pizza have changed the dip game. We’ve brought you a 7 layer dip pizza recipe, why you ask, cause we’re tired of chips that break mid dip. And we came up with a solution, and a good one too. What layer is your favorite, or are you like us and need all 7 or else it just aint right.
We start this 7-layer dip pizza recipe with the classic sourdough pizza crust, topped with refried beans, salsa, cheddar cheese and black olives, that’s it for now, first we must bake. After taking that beauty out of the oven, we add one dollop of sour cream per slice, for a total of 8, but of course that’s not all, we top the sour cream with guacamole, and finally sprinkle some chopped fresh green onions. This may be the best dip pizza you’ve ever had, and it’s the only one we’ve made, but if there’s one thing that’s for sure, we will make more. But just remember… no double dipping!
5. Brie Cranberry Pizza
Now it might not be the smartest pizza we’ve made, but if you like cheese, the brie cranberry pizza recipe is a hit. Just make sure you put a tray underneath it when its cooking, or else, you might not like cheese anymore. That stuffs hard to clean from the oven. This Brie cranberry pizza was our third attempt, finally gauging the appropriate wheel size of cheese. Hint, its the smaller one you wanna use!
Nothing says welcome home like some homemade cranberry sauce, unless you don’t like cranberry sauce, then forget what I just said. But its on here anyways, and it totally works with the smooth creamy brie, and that sweet and tart cranberry sauce. Make sure you get your slice of cheese, cause this pizza wont last for long.
4. 8-Cheese Pesto Pizza
It’s difficult to fit anymore cheese than this on to one pizza. Trust me, we tried. But this 8-Cheese Pesto Pizza recipe will have all the cheese that you will need. Mozzarella, Cheddar, Havarti, Monterey Jack, smoked Gruyere, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Edam and Gouda, that just about covers it. But lets not dismiss the depths of flavors added by the garlic and basil surging from the pesto.
Classic pizza shop grease with this bad boy. We don’t need all our pizza to be capital G greasy, but sometimes you just gotta go for it. Comin’ at ya’ with 8 layers of cheesy flavor and the power of the pesto sauce, which does a great job of tying it all together. Grab a slice, grab 2 napkins, and get goin’ on this cheesy challenge.
3. Borscht Pizza (INSTAPOT)
Although a Borscht Pizza (Instapot) recipe may be the new kid on the block, the classic Borscht soup is no stranger. A comforting and healthy way to warm up your day, this Borscht Pizza is no exception, and it doesn’t deviate too far from this wonderfully well-known staple. Beets, potatoes, onions, celery, garlic and carrots. Let’s root, root, root for the home team because this pizza is a home run.
Something magical happens when all these root vegetables get together and how easy it is in an Instapot (but don’t worry a good ol’ fashioned pot works great too!) But we all know Borscht’s secret weapon, well actually it’s not even a secret now, it’s a necessity. And that my friends is the creamy and tangy addition of sour cream, and don’t forget the beautiful pickle flavor booming from the fresh dill. What a pizza, who knew it would work, we certainly my didn’t.. and if ya don’t know now ya know!
2. Macaroni and Cheese Pizza
When you want to find a solid triangular shaped delivery device for one of the most comforting of all comfort foods, you choose pizza. Look out for this Macaroni and Cheese pizza recipe, we keep it simple and we keep it cheesy. Extra cheesy.
An idea that you can’t believe you didn’t try sooner, this pizza brings you all the warmth of a big bowl of mac and cheese, but with more layers of cheddar and mozzarella cheese and a wild sourdough crust to be graced with the presence of, some may say, too much cheese. But we often ask ourselves, can there be such a thing as too much cheese, we think not.
1. Halloween Candy Pizza
This Weird Wild Halloween Candy Pizza is fun-size in theory but a massive attack of sweet, sweet chocolate in reality. Grab a fist full of candy from your Halloween stash and throw it onto a pizza, what could go wrong?
Milk and white chocolate, Snickers, Caramilk, Reese Peanut Butter Cups and M&M’s Peanuts go trick or treating together on this journey to a sugar coma delivered in wedge form. Is this a trick or a treat you ask? I guess you’ll have to try the Halloween Candy Pizza recipe for yourself.
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