Round 'em up! Cause this is the place to wrangle all the weird wild beef pizza recipes you can handle. Stay for the beef but don't let the barn door hit your arse on the way out! Seriously, it really hurts, nobody should have to experience that. Cows are pretty cool. First two cow thoughts are farts and tipping, not necessarily in that order. Beef Fun Fact. Cows can sleep while they are standing. This saves on mattress costs, we appreciate thrifty cows here at Weird Wild Pizza.