Pizza Jokes... because why not!

Thanks for joining us on 5 random pizza jokes with Papa Za (ep1)! Some of these jokes are cheesier then some may enjoy. But is there such a thing as too cheesy? Yes... yes there is. Even bad pizza can be pretty good so that must mean that even a bad pizza joke can be pretty good too, right? Well these are definitely those. Tell us which joke you find the best... or worst, or tell us one of your own and we will read it out!

1. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
   ►Because he’s such a fungi
2. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
   ►Because they kneaded the dough
3. I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8...
   ►I can’t finish 8 slices
4. What do you call a fake pizza?
   ►A pepperphony pizza
5. What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
   ►The delivery

 

1. Wanna hear a pizza joke? 
   ►Nevermind, it's too cheesy
2. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
   ►You don’t pepper-own me
3. And what did the delivery guy say to the pizza?
   ►Hey now, don’t get saucy
4. How do you get a college grad off your porch?
   ►You pay for the pizza
5. A pizza had a bad dream...
   ►It was a night-marinara

 

1. What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor?
   ►Make me one with everything
2. What do you call a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza?
   ►The Crust-Station
3. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
   ►He ate it before it was cool
4. How do you fix a broken pizza?
   ►With tomato paste
   
5. What did the pizza say when the party ended?
   ►Good-pie everyone

 

1. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
   ►Slice, Slice Baby
2. If pizza could talk, what would it say?
   ►Probably lots of cheesy things
3. Why are Dubstep musicians so bad at making pizza?
   ►Because they always drop the base
4. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
   ►I never sausage a beautiful face
   
5. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day...
   ►I should have cooked it on aloha temperature

 

1. What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
   ►You’re indeSLICEsive
2. Why did Bob get a super spicy pizza?
   ►The waiter thought he ordered a "pepper-only" pizza
3. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
   ►Calzogne
4. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today...
   ►Burned 2000 calories
   
5. What does Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
   ►D'oh

 

1. Wood fired pizza...
   ►Where’s pizza gonna get a job now?
2. Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
   ►Because they don’t cut corners
3. Yeah, I’m into fitness...
   ►Fitness whole pizza in my mouth
4. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
   ►Pupperoni
   
5. I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
   ►“No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”

 

1. What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
   ►A Papa Yawns Pizza
2. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
   ►The Leaning Tower of Pizza
3. What does an anteater like on its pizza?
   ►Ant-chovies
4. Did you hear the new pizza slogan?
   ►7 days without a pizza makes one weak!
   
5. What happens to pizza?
   ►It’s here today, gone tomato!

 

1. What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza?
   ►That wasn’t very well thawed out
2. Why was the famous pizza annoyed?
   ►It was followed by the pepperazzi
3. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
   ►“Slice to meat you!”
4. I ordered a goat's cheese pizza yesterday...
   ►He wasn't very happy!
   
5. What's a pizzas favorite movie?
   ►PIE HARD!

 

 

1. Why did the pizza start his own business?
   ►He wanted to make some real dough
2. Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?
   ►Because no one out pizzas the Hutt
3. Someone tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me...
   ►So I says, “You wanna pizza this?”
4. What’s a hairdressers’ favorite type of pizza?
   ►A perm-asan pizza
   
5. Why do people like making lasagna at home?
   ►Cause it’s a pizza cake

 

1. A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today
   ►The person who discovered it said, “It’s a pizza our history”
2. Mike Tyson was leaving the pizzeria when the waitress asked
   ►"Do you wanna box for the rest of that pizza?”
3. Why was the pizza chef happy when he didn't have to work?
   ►He had more thyme to spend with his kids!
4. What is Tony Robbins favorite pizza?
   ►A personal power pizza
   
5. How do cats eat pizza?
   ►They put it in their meowths!

 

 

1. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
   ►Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza
2. Why did the toppings squeeze together on a pizza?
   ►Because there wasn’t mush-room
3. What do carpenters love to put on their pizzas?
   ►SAW-SAGES
4. Why couldn't the skunk call for pizza?
   ►His phone was out of odour
   
5. What do pizzas say when they are surprised?
   ►Cheesus Crust!

 

 

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
   ►To get a piece of pizza
2. What did the tough guy pepperoni say to the chef?
   ►You wanna pizza me
3. How do you sleep after eating a whole pizza?
   ►Very pizza-fully
4. What is a pizza's favorite type of talk?
   ►A pep talk!
   
5. What happens when a pizza gets cheated on?
   ►It gets crust issues

 

1. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke...
   ►But I can’t work out the delivery!
2. What did a pizza ask its toppings?
   ►Are we feta off alone?
3. What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
   ►I’m sorry, I’m just too mature for you
4. Why do people keep pizzas in the freezer?
   ►To put the "ice" in slice!
   
5. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
   ►Fold me close

1. What do pizzas say to express love?
   ►Olive you!
2. Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone?
   ►It’s cutting edge technology
3. Which pizza is the most emotional?
   ►A deep dish pizza
4. When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
   ►After a very frank relationship!
   
5. Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?
   ►Great pizza, but no atmosphere!

1. On the upside, pizza has some great toppings...
   ►On the downside, it doesn’t
2. What kinda jokes do pizza fans like the most? 
   ►Ones with extra cheese
3. Where do Pharaohs like to eat?
   ►Pizza Tut!
4. What did the optimistic pizza say?
   ►Cheese the day
   
5. The pizza place down the street just folded...
   ►Now they serve calzones

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