5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep1)

Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za

Pizza Jokes... because why not!

Thanks for joining us on 5 random pizza jokes with Papa Za (ep1)! Some of these jokes are cheesier then some may enjoy. But is there such a thing as too cheesy? Yes... yes there is. Even bad pizza can be pretty good so that must mean that even a bad pizza joke can be pretty good too, right? Well these are definitely those. Tell us which joke you find the best... or worst, or tell us one of your own and we will read it out!

5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep1)

  1. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
    Because he’s such a fungi
  2. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
    Because they kneaded the dough
  3. I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8.
    I can’t finish 8 slices
  4. What do you call a fake pizza?
    A pepperphony pizza
  5. What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
    The delivery


5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep2)

  1. Wanna hear a pizza joke? 
    Nevermind, it's too cheesy
  2. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
    You don’t pepper-own me
  3. And what did the delivery guy say to the pizza?
    Hey now, don’t get saucy
  4. How do you get a college grad off your porch?
    You pay for the pizza
  5. A pizza had a bad dream...
    It was a night-marinara


5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep3)

  1. What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor?
    Make me one with everything
  2. What do you call a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza?
    The Crust-Station
  3. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
    He ate it before it was cool
  4. How do you fix a broken pizza?
    With tomato paste
  5. What did the pizza say when the party ended?
    Good-pie everyone


5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep4)

  1. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
    Slice, Slice Baby
  2. If pizza could talk, what would it say?
    Probably lots of cheesy things
  3. Why are Dubstep musicians so bad at making pizza?
    Because they always drop the base
  4. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
    I never sausage a beautiful face
  5. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day...
    I should have cooked it on aloha temperature


5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep5)

  1. What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
    You’re indeSLICEsive
  2. Why did Bob get a super spicy pizza?
    The waiter thought he ordered a "pepper-only" pizza
  3. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
  4. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today...
    ►Burned 2000 calories
  5. What does Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?


5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep6)

  1. Wood fired pizza...
    ►Where’s pizza gonna get a job now?
  2. Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
    ►Because they don’t cut corners
  3. Yeah, I’m into fitness...
    Fitness whole pizza in my mouth
  4. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
  5. I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
    “No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”


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