Pizza Jokes… because why not!
Thanks for joining us on 5 random pizza jokes with Papa Za (ep1)! Some of these jokes are cheesier then some may enjoy. But is there such a thing as too cheesy? Yes… yes there is. Even bad pizza can be pretty good so that must mean that even a bad pizza joke can be pretty good too, right? Well these are definitely those. Tell us which joke you find the best… or worst, or tell us one of your own and we will read it out!
5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep1)
- Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
- Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough.
- I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8.
I can’t finish 8 slices.
- What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepperphony pizza.
- What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
5 Random Pizza Jokes with Papa Za (ep2)
- Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy!
- What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
- … and what did the delivery guy say to the pizza?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
- How do you get a college grad off your porch?
You pay for the pizza!
- A pizza had a bad dream…
It was a night-marinara!
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